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In case you missed it yesterday, I have a twitter account now! It’s terrible and you should follow it!
We’re having chicken wings for dinner tonight and I haven’t even touched them I can’t believe how fucking upset I am right now
Protip: when you tell someone that they need to come up with a “plan” for their entire lives for the next two months (at least) and then give them two days to do so, it’s generally pretty shitty to then say that the plan they came up with (created in the limited span of two days and based on information that was directly suggested to them by you) isn’t “good enough”
I swear to fucking god I could walk up to my parents holding a smoking gun in each hand and say “I just shot two people in cold blood” and they’d reply with “well that’s not good enough, shoot three more and then maybe we’ll think you’re a felon”
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